ALIAS:CRIPPLE COON,SNACK PACK

I.S.A. STATUS:HALL OF FAME

RANK:WORLD COMMANDER EAST TENN DIVISION.

AWARDS:MEMBER OF THE PSYCHOTIC 6,HALL OF FAME,SCUMMBAGG OF THE MONTH,SCUMMBAGG OF THE YEAR.

SPECIALTY:STINK BOMBS,COMPUTER ENGINEERING,BATHROOM FLOODS,SMALL EXPLOSIVES,THE ABILITY TO EAT YOU OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME JUST FOR THE GIGGLES.

 

MOMENTS IN HISTORY

 

DAVID BEANE BECAME A MEMBER OF THE I.S.A. IN 2007.HIS NAME COMES FROM RICHARD"FUDD"KEELE.IT WAS OCTOBER 2004.FUDD WENT INTO THE BATHROOM AFTER DAVID TOOK A GIANT SHIT.AND FUDD SAID AND QUOTE"GODDAMN DAVID BEANE YOU WENT IN THEIR AND SHIT LIKE A CRIPPLE COON"AND THE NAME STUCK.HIS HALL OF FAME STATUS IS DO TO THE FACT THAT HE IS FUNNY AS HELL.AND CAN MAKE A GAS STATION ATTENDANT PUKE HIS GUTS OUT WITH EASE.LADIES AND GENTLEMAN THIS IS CRIPPLE FUCKING COON!